COLORADO- A corporation came under fire last week after users were banned from social media platforms when they disclosed they had bootlegged episodes off the broken application. Fans’ defense was that the app was broken and they could not use it. PR team’s had this to say in response:
I can’t believe fans would subvert our authority like this. This is exactly what our episodes try and teach them not to do. This is entirely their fault. The app works completely fine! This “everything is broken” stuff is hogwash and balderdash.
The team who’d worked on advertising the features of the app no one asked for were equally flabbergasted, declaring the public needed to be thankful for all the hard work put into the app and not complain.
In unrelated news, Focus on the Family has another protest going on outside their doors, likely because of some political reasons.
*This publication nor its parent or owners endorse ripping from the Club. It’s illegal, so y’know, don’t do it.
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