Actually, Odyssey’s not in Ohio

NOT OHIO- Interviews with Focus on the Family revealed that Odyssey is not anywhere close to Ohio and that fans please stop associating them with that state. According to Odyssey mayor Hicks, “We no longer want our beautiful town to be connected with Ohioans any longer. While we are honored that outsiders would believe this

Connie Excited For Yet Another Valentine’s Day Spent Single

Odyssey, USA – Today resident ice cream shop employee Connie Kendall expressed her total joy over yet another Valentine’s Day spent single. On her show Candid Conversation with Connie on KYDS radio, she delved deep into her dating history. During this radio segment, she talked about her relationships with both Jeff Lewis and Robert Mitchell.

Company with app that doesn’t work mad when people share content outside of it*

COLORADO- A corporation came under fire last week after users were banned from social media platforms when they disclosed they had bootlegged episodes off the broken application. Fans’ defense was that the app was broken and they could not use it. PR team’s had this to say in response: I can’t believe fans would subvert

All SONN posts come true in the future

THE FUTURE- Our on-site reporter was stuck in the future after a glitch in our “where are they now” machine. The year 2026, which surprisingly we’re all still on earth in, has some news of its own. As well as every even semi-satirical political news post coming true, our own Odyssey-specific news came to pass

Mr. Whittaker In Trouble After Details Of His Life Before Moving To Odyssey Emerge

ODYSSEY, USA – Local business owner John Whittaker is in hot water after The Odyssey Tattler leaked images of Mr. Whittaker online. These images purport to show the other life of John Whittaker, before he moved to the small town of Odyssey. Mr. Whittaker has vehemently denied the allegations, despite the pictures clearly showing him

AIO Fan banned from posting after writing on another blog without the owner knowing

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO- An AIO fan was arrested by the police on Thursday night after an incident involving writing his thoughts on another bloggers unpublished post. The blogger was out of town and not using WordPress at the time, but the police saw the act from outside the window and later he was arrested.We spoke

SONN has free reign on Twitter now that The Babylon Bee is banned

THE INTERNET- Now that Twitter has banned because of something we’re sure was intentionally rude and racist or something, SONN now has the ability to be the most cutthroat, despicably rude Satirical website on Twitter, at least for true AIO fans. Although I guess we don’t do politics here, so I guess we can’t technically

Focus re-releases the Lost and Unreleased Episodes as today’s episodes are probably more controversial anyway

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO- After once again airing the original episodes on the radio, the AIO Team has made an executive decision to re-release the Unreleased episodes and put the old Lost episodes back on the air next time around. Dave Arnold had this to say: “We just think that after piling up so many controversies

10 reasons Jillian is the best character

We roast Jillian a lot on this blog, and I believe it’s time we realized what a great character she is, don’t you? Even if she’s not the best, she’s wildly misunderstood. Here are ten reasons Jillian should be your favorite character, too! She donated blood– What a great person! She should definitely be credited

Club Member Creates Letter to Club in Club Comment Format, Wins Competition

Detroit, MI- We received inside information from the decision-makers about who will be the ones to receive the special prizes from Gary Locke. It is very good news, and now we have an exclusive! The first one of three we received was sent by George G. We have it below. “okay, so i’m going to