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All SONN posts come true in the future

THE FUTURE- Our on-site reporter was stuck in the future after a glitch in our “where are they now” machine. The year 2026, which surprisingly we’re all still on earth in, has some news of its own. As well as every even semi-satirical political news post coming true, our own Odyssey-specific news came to passContinue reading “All SONN posts come true in the future”

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Mr. Whittaker In Trouble After Details Of His Life Before Moving To Odyssey Emerge

ODYSSEY, USA – Local business owner John Whittaker is in hot water after The Odyssey Tattler leaked images of Mr. Whittaker online. These images purport to show the other life of John Whittaker, before he moved to the small town of Odyssey. Mr. Whittaker has vehemently denied the allegations, despite the pictures clearly showing himContinue reading “Mr. Whittaker In Trouble After Details Of His Life Before Moving To Odyssey Emerge”

AIO Fan banned from posting after writing on another blog without the owner knowing

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO- An AIO fan was arrested by the police on Thursday night after an incident involving writing his thoughts on another bloggers unpublished post. The blogger was out of town and not using WordPress at the time, but the police saw the act from outside the window and later he was arrested.We spokeContinue reading “AIO Fan banned from posting after writing on another blog without the owner knowing”

SONN has free reign on Twitter now that The Babylon Bee is banned

THE INTERNET- Now that Twitter has banned because of something we’re sure was intentionally rude and racist or something, SONN now has the ability to be the most cutthroat, despicably rude Satirical website on Twitter, at least for true AIO fans. Although I guess we don’t do politics here, so I guess we can’t technicallyContinue reading “SONN has free reign on Twitter now that The Babylon Bee is banned”

Focus re-releases the Lost and Unreleased Episodes as today’s episodes are probably more controversial anyway

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO- After once again airing the original episodes on the radio, the AIO Team has made an executive decision to re-release the Unreleased episodes and put the old Lost episodes back on the air next time around. Dave Arnold had this to say: “We just think that after piling up so many controversiesContinue reading “Focus re-releases the Lost and Unreleased Episodes as today’s episodes are probably more controversial anyway”

10 reasons Jillian is the best character

We roast Jillian a lot on this blog, and I believe it’s time we realized what a great character she is, don’t you? Even if she’s not the best, she’s wildly misunderstood. Here are ten reasons Jillian should be your favorite character, too! She donated blood– What a great person! She should definitely be creditedContinue reading “10 reasons Jillian is the best character”

Club Member Creates Letter to Club in Club Comment Format, Wins Competition

Detroit, MI- We received inside information from the decision-makers about who will be the ones to receive the special prizes from Gary Locke. It is very good news, and now we have an exclusive! The first one of three we received was sent by George G. We have it below. “okay, so i’m going toContinue reading “Club Member Creates Letter to Club in Club Comment Format, Wins Competition”

Mr. Skint Released From Prison After Clarifying His Crimes Were “only games”

Career criminal and con artist Jebediah Skint was released from Statesville Prison this last week after serving six months of his sentence. Judge Simon Jones heard the appeal from Skint’s lawyer. The argument form his attorney was very simple. “My client, Jebediah Skint was convicted of crimes for which he is innocent. He never meantContinue reading “Mr. Skint Released From Prison After Clarifying His Crimes Were “only games””

Jillian Marshall Revealed To Be A Huge Joyce Meyer Fan

ODYSSEY, USA – Today Connie Kendall and her sister Jules arrived home early from their morning service at Odyssey Community Church. They were shocked at what they saw when they walked in the door. The two Kendall sisters walked through the door and surprised their roommate. Jillian Marshall leapt from her place on the couchContinue reading “Jillian Marshall Revealed To Be A Huge Joyce Meyer Fan”

Morrie Rydell Confused After Getting Coal In His Stocking Christmas Morning

ODYSSEY, USA – Christmas morning, Morrie Rydell was surprised to get coal in his stocking. When Morrie Rydell got up Christmas morning at the Whittaker residence, he rushed downstairs to open Christmas presents. Mr. Whittaker suggested Morrie and his sister first open up their stockings. Morrie felt the hard objects inside his stocking, and excitedlyContinue reading “Morrie Rydell Confused After Getting Coal In His Stocking Christmas Morning”