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Elon Musk Reinstates Those Who Want Connie Kendall Married On His Newly Aquired Site “FaceBase”

Austin, Texas – Today, billionaire Elon Musk announced that he will be reinstating a large group of people that had previously been removed from the social media site FaceBase. Former CEO Phil Lorsey had reportedly been censoring and suspending the accounts of these people who held some beliefs he disagreed with.  Musk made headlines lastContinue reading “Elon Musk Reinstates Those Who Want Connie Kendall Married On His Newly Aquired Site “FaceBase””

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All SONN posts come true in the future

THE FUTURE- Our on-site reporter was stuck in the future after a glitch in our “where are they now” machine. The year 2026, which surprisingly we’re all still on earth in, has some news of its own. As well as every even semi-satirical political news post coming true, our own Odyssey-specific news came to passContinue reading “All SONN posts come true in the future”

Mr. Whittaker In Trouble After Details Of His Life Before Moving To Odyssey Emerge

ODYSSEY, USA – Local business owner John Whittaker is in hot water after The Odyssey Tattler leaked images of Mr. Whittaker online. These images purport to show the other life of John Whittaker, before he moved to the small town of Odyssey. Mr. Whittaker has vehemently denied the allegations, despite the pictures clearly showing himContinue reading “Mr. Whittaker In Trouble After Details Of His Life Before Moving To Odyssey Emerge”

AIO Fan Community just decides to shut down on April 1

AIO FAN EXECS- An executive decision has gone out for all of the fan community to just shut down on April Fools day. Since everyone announces they’re going to to this anyway for good, they’ve decided it’s better if everyone just does nothing. As a result, every Odyssey fan is tools to j just goContinue reading “AIO Fan Community just decides to shut down on April 1”

SONN has free reign on Twitter now that The Babylon Bee is banned

THE INTERNET- Now that Twitter has banned because of something we’re sure was intentionally rude and racist or something, SONN now has the ability to be the most cutthroat, despicably rude Satirical website on Twitter, at least for true AIO fans. Although I guess we don’t do politics here, so I guess we can’t technicallyContinue reading “SONN has free reign on Twitter now that The Babylon Bee is banned”

Bonafide Odyssey fan wants to slap all those so-called “AIO Fans”

LOS ÁNGELES, CA- We finally found a true AIO fan on the streets of Odyssey, here’s what he had to say. “I’m tired of all these fake Odyssey fans roaming around pretending to know what’s going on in the Odyssey community, but really have no idea about any recent events, or even unrecent events! IfContinue reading “Bonafide Odyssey fan wants to slap all those so-called “AIO Fans””

Focus re-releases the Lost and Unreleased Episodes as today’s episodes are probably more controversial anyway

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO- After once again airing the original episodes on the radio, the AIO Team has made an executive decision to re-release the Unreleased episodes and put the old Lost episodes back on the air next time around. Dave Arnold had this to say: “We just think that after piling up so many controversiesContinue reading “Focus re-releases the Lost and Unreleased Episodes as today’s episodes are probably more controversial anyway”

Morrie Rydell Sure Putin is Bringing Out the Good in Ukraine

ODYSSEY, USA- We interviewed Morrie Rydell a few days ago, who gave his thoughts on the war in Ukraine. “I don’t really know much about either country, but if there’s one thing I know from kidnapping, threatening death, and gaslighting, it’s that when someone does something like this, it’s to bring out the best inContinue reading “Morrie Rydell Sure Putin is Bringing Out the Good in Ukraine”

Facebase is All Platforms at Once

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO- After speaking with the writers and directors and doing extensive research, we determined what exactly the fictional social media platform “Facebase” is. It started out as a little company, and now it’s attempting to be a convoluted mix of several platforms, Facebook, Twitter, Tiktok, and Instagram. Because of this, everybody uses Facebase,Continue reading “Facebase is All Platforms at Once”

Hal Smith’s Whit Looks Down on Odyssey in Disgust

GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN- We interviewed the original John Whittaker today to allow him to discuss with us his thoughts on the present state of his town. His answers surprised us. First he told us his thoughts on the spiritual nature of the town. He said, ”I am appalled at the way my daughter wasContinue reading “Hal Smith’s Whit Looks Down on Odyssey in Disgust”