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Elon Musk Reinstates Those Who Want Connie Kendall Married On His Newly Aquired Site “FaceBase”

Austin, Texas – Today, billionaire Elon Musk announced that he will be reinstating a large group of people that had previously been removed from the social media site FaceBase. Former CEO Phil Lorsey had reportedly been censoring and suspending the accounts of these people who held some beliefs he disagreed with.  Musk made headlines lastContinue reading “Elon Musk Reinstates Those Who Want Connie Kendall Married On His Newly Aquired Site “FaceBase””

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Mr. Whittaker In Trouble After Details Of His Life Before Moving To Odyssey Emerge

ODYSSEY, USA – Local business owner John Whittaker is in hot water after The Odyssey Tattler leaked images of Mr. Whittaker online. These images purport to show the other life of John Whittaker, before he moved to the small town of Odyssey. Mr. Whittaker has vehemently denied the allegations, despite the pictures clearly showing himContinue reading “Mr. Whittaker In Trouble After Details Of His Life Before Moving To Odyssey Emerge”

AIO Fan banned from posting after writing on another blog without the owner knowing

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO- An AIO fan was arrested by the police on Thursday night after an incident involving writing his thoughts on another bloggers unpublished post. The blogger was out of town and not using WordPress at the time, but the police saw the act from outside the window and later he was arrested.We spokeContinue reading “AIO Fan banned from posting after writing on another blog without the owner knowing”

Focus re-releases the Lost and Unreleased Episodes as today’s episodes are probably more controversial anyway

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO- After once again airing the original episodes on the radio, the AIO Team has made an executive decision to re-release the Unreleased episodes and put the old Lost episodes back on the air next time around. Dave Arnold had this to say: “We just think that after piling up so many controversiesContinue reading “Focus re-releases the Lost and Unreleased Episodes as today’s episodes are probably more controversial anyway”

10 reasons Jillian is the best character

We roast Jillian a lot on this blog, and I believe it’s time we realized what a great character she is, don’t you? Even if she’s not the best, she’s wildly misunderstood. Here are ten reasons Jillian should be your favorite character, too! She donated blood– What a great person! She should definitely be creditedContinue reading “10 reasons Jillian is the best character”

Mr. Skint Released From Prison After Clarifying His Crimes Were “only games”

Career criminal and con artist Jebediah Skint was released from Statesville Prison this last week after serving six months of his sentence. Judge Simon Jones heard the appeal from Skint’s lawyer. The argument form his attorney was very simple. “My client, Jebediah Skint was convicted of crimes for which he is innocent. He never meantContinue reading “Mr. Skint Released From Prison After Clarifying His Crimes Were “only games””

Jillian Marshall Revealed To Be A Huge Joyce Meyer Fan

ODYSSEY, USA – Today Connie Kendall and her sister Jules arrived home early from their morning service at Odyssey Community Church. They were shocked at what they saw when they walked in the door. The two Kendall sisters walked through the door and surprised their roommate. Jillian Marshall leapt from her place on the couchContinue reading “Jillian Marshall Revealed To Be A Huge Joyce Meyer Fan”

Morrie Rydell Confused After Getting Coal In His Stocking Christmas Morning

ODYSSEY, USA – Christmas morning, Morrie Rydell was surprised to get coal in his stocking. When Morrie Rydell got up Christmas morning at the Whittaker residence, he rushed downstairs to open Christmas presents. Mr. Whittaker suggested Morrie and his sister first open up their stockings. Morrie felt the hard objects inside his stocking, and excitedlyContinue reading “Morrie Rydell Confused After Getting Coal In His Stocking Christmas Morning”

Bart Rathbone Starts New Line Of Sparkling Water Named “Don’t Call Me Pop!”

ODYSSY, USA – Today Bart Rathbone announced a new line of flavored sparkling water that he will be selling in the Electric Palace. Mr. Rathbone told reporters, “I’m announcin’ dis here new line of sparklin drink! Da guys told me it was healthier than soda but I can’t tell da diff’rence! So I’m gonna beContinue reading “Bart Rathbone Starts New Line Of Sparkling Water Named “Don’t Call Me Pop!””

John Whittaker’s Company Universal Press Foundation Goes Bankrupt Because Who Reads Encyclopedias Anymore?

CHICAGO, IL – Today John Whittaker held a press conference in front of the Universal Press Foundation. During the press conference, he revealed to the reporters that UPF is going bankrupt due to the emergence of the digital age and the ever-growing lack of a need for physical encyclopedias. John Whittaker said “Our children nowContinue reading “John Whittaker’s Company Universal Press Foundation Goes Bankrupt Because Who Reads Encyclopedias Anymore?”