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Elon Musk Reinstates Those Who Want Connie Kendall Married On His Newly Aquired Site “FaceBase”

Austin, Texas – Today, billionaire Elon Musk announced that he will be reinstating a large group of people that had previously been removed from the social media site FaceBase. Former CEO Phil Lorsey had reportedly been censoring and suspending the accounts of these people who held some beliefs he disagreed with.  Musk made headlines lastContinue reading “Elon Musk Reinstates Those Who Want Connie Kendall Married On His Newly Aquired Site “FaceBase””

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Whit Cheerfully looks at the Events of the World While Saying, “that kind of thing never happens in Odyssey!”

WHIT’S HOUSE- Whit took a look at the shopping mall televisions while downtown shopping at the mall after another near death experience involving innocent civilians and children when he saw all the terrible news out in the world. He stopped for a while, then carried on nonchalantly. This afternoon, he was asked on the radioContinue reading “Whit Cheerfully looks at the Events of the World While Saying, “that kind of thing never happens in Odyssey!””

Mr. Whittaker In Trouble After Details Of His Life Before Moving To Odyssey Emerge

ODYSSEY, USA – Local business owner John Whittaker is in hot water after The Odyssey Tattler leaked images of Mr. Whittaker online. These images purport to show the other life of John Whittaker, before he moved to the small town of Odyssey. Mr. Whittaker has vehemently denied the allegations, despite the pictures clearly showing himContinue reading “Mr. Whittaker In Trouble After Details Of His Life Before Moving To Odyssey Emerge”

Bonafide Odyssey fan wants to slap all those so-called “AIO Fans”

LOS ÁNGELES, CA- We finally found a true AIO fan on the streets of Odyssey, here’s what he had to say. “I’m tired of all these fake Odyssey fans roaming around pretending to know what’s going on in the Odyssey community, but really have no idea about any recent events, or even unrecent events! IfContinue reading “Bonafide Odyssey fan wants to slap all those so-called “AIO Fans””

Focus re-releases the Lost and Unreleased Episodes as today’s episodes are probably more controversial anyway

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO- After once again airing the original episodes on the radio, the AIO Team has made an executive decision to re-release the Unreleased episodes and put the old Lost episodes back on the air next time around. Dave Arnold had this to say: “We just think that after piling up so many controversiesContinue reading “Focus re-releases the Lost and Unreleased Episodes as today’s episodes are probably more controversial anyway”

Facebase is All Platforms at Once

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO- After speaking with the writers and directors and doing extensive research, we determined what exactly the fictional social media platform “Facebase” is. It started out as a little company, and now it’s attempting to be a convoluted mix of several platforms, Facebook, Twitter, Tiktok, and Instagram. Because of this, everybody uses Facebase,Continue reading “Facebase is All Platforms at Once”

10 reasons Jillian is the best character

We roast Jillian a lot on this blog, and I believe it’s time we realized what a great character she is, don’t you? Even if she’s not the best, she’s wildly misunderstood. Here are ten reasons Jillian should be your favorite character, too! She donated blood– What a great person! She should definitely be creditedContinue reading “10 reasons Jillian is the best character”

Club Member Creates Letter to Club in Club Comment Format, Wins Competition

Detroit, MI- We received inside information from the decision-makers about who will be the ones to receive the special prizes from Gary Locke. It is very good news, and now we have an exclusive! The first one of three we received was sent by George G. We have it below. “okay, so i’m going toContinue reading “Club Member Creates Letter to Club in Club Comment Format, Wins Competition”

Eugene’s Entire Life Just Fever Dream From Four Corners

OAK PARK, CO- Eugene Meltsner woke up on an uneventful day to find himself in a completely different home. He was in a room with Bryant Jennings, who had made him breakfast the earlier day. He was shocked and confused at the same time. According to Mr. Jennings, he continued to repeat, “Where is everyone?Continue reading “Eugene’s Entire Life Just Fever Dream From Four Corners”

Mr. Skint Released From Prison After Clarifying His Crimes Were “only games”

Career criminal and con artist Jebediah Skint was released from Statesville Prison this last week after serving six months of his sentence. Judge Simon Jones heard the appeal from Skint’s lawyer. The argument form his attorney was very simple. “My client, Jebediah Skint was convicted of crimes for which he is innocent. He never meantContinue reading “Mr. Skint Released From Prison After Clarifying His Crimes Were “only games””