TUSTIN, CA- Junior Asparagus has reportedly jumped universes in great haste upon hearing about Emily’s situation. He got the call from a podcast host who wished to remain anonymous. However, he rushed in later to find out what the problem was.
“I saw on this website that Emily was being harassed by this computer hack. I didn’t believe it at first but then I got the call and there he was. So I took of my 2021 costume and went to help.”
Phil Vischer said he knew fishy things were going on down in LA and out in Colorado, but until a little asparagus of his own creation hopped on his desk dressed in blue and white asking to universe hop. He also safely told Dad Asparagus where he was going, as any good universe-hopping boy should. Reports are stating that Junior went to the scene of the crimes, Odyssey, just in time to sing a little song to Emily, her dad, and all of her so-called friends. We caught the reprise:
“God is bigger than the boogie man, he’s bigger than manipulation and a reboot team, oh, God is bigger than the boogie man, and he’s watching over you and meeeee!”
Beautiful words to remember. In other news, Phil Lollar and Kathy Buchanan were both caught with about ten more characters in their basements, including Kelly, Richard Maxwell, and Steward Barclay. For SONN, I’m Don Treply. Goodnight.
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