Today, the Department of Defense released a statement about a recent incident miles above the earth that had many civilians scared and bewildered. Spokesman Karl Stanley told a crowd of reporters “Although many details of this case are classified, I can tell you that our satellites picked up an unknown object flying above the earth.Continue reading “U.S. Military Shoots Down Mystery “Object” Flying Over The Midwest”
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Whit Cheerfully looks at the Events of the World While Saying, “that kind of thing never happens in Odyssey!”
WHIT’S HOUSE- Whit took a look at the shopping mall televisions while downtown shopping at the mall after another near death experience involving innocent civilians and children when he saw all the terrible news out in the world. He stopped for a while, then carried on nonchalantly. This afternoon, he was asked on the radioContinue reading “Whit Cheerfully looks at the Events of the World While Saying, “that kind of thing never happens in Odyssey!””
Hal Smith’s Whit Looks Down on Odyssey in Disgust
GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN- We interviewed the original John Whittaker today to allow him to discuss with us his thoughts on the present state of his town. His answers surprised us. First he told us his thoughts on the spiritual nature of the town. He said, ”I am appalled at the way my daughter wasContinue reading “Hal Smith’s Whit Looks Down on Odyssey in Disgust”
John Whittaker Meets Jillian, Asks for a Bucket
ODYSSEY, USA- Mr. Whittaker arrived at the Kendall residence after complaints about a roommate under the name Jillian Marshall. He expected to have a little talk with Connie about this, and show her the options, as he so often does. When he arrived, however, he received a huge shock. The lady came out with brightContinue reading “John Whittaker Meets Jillian, Asks for a Bucket”
Morrie Rydell Confused After Getting Coal In His Stocking Christmas Morning
ODYSSEY, USA – Christmas morning, Morrie Rydell was surprised to get coal in his stocking. When Morrie Rydell got up Christmas morning at the Whittaker residence, he rushed downstairs to open Christmas presents. Mr. Whittaker suggested Morrie and his sister first open up their stockings. Morrie felt the hard objects inside his stocking, and excitedlyContinue reading “Morrie Rydell Confused After Getting Coal In His Stocking Christmas Morning”
John Whittaker’s Company Universal Press Foundation Goes Bankrupt Because Who Reads Encyclopedias Anymore?
CHICAGO, IL – Today John Whittaker held a press conference in front of the Universal Press Foundation. During the press conference, he revealed to the reporters that UPF is going bankrupt due to the emergence of the digital age and the ever-growing lack of a need for physical encyclopedias. John Whittaker said “Our children nowContinue reading “John Whittaker’s Company Universal Press Foundation Goes Bankrupt Because Who Reads Encyclopedias Anymore?”
John Whittaker Goes Back In Time In The Imagination Station To Delete Bethany’s Flood
ODYSSEY, USA – Today, ice cream shop owner John Whittaker went back in time in his time machine to get rid of an episode of popular radio series Adventures in Odyssey. Whittaker used an invention of his called “the Imagination Station.” He wanted to go back in time to delete episode #444c “Bethany’s Flood.” WhittakerContinue reading “John Whittaker Goes Back In Time In The Imagination Station To Delete Bethany’s Flood”
Mr. Whittaker Loses It After Someone Uses The Word “Coincidence” In A Sentence
ODYSSEY, USA – Today at Odyssey Community Church, John Whittaker lost his cool after overhearing a fellow Churchgoer talk about a coincidence. Pastor Wilson Knox just finished up his sermon on compassion, and the congregants were starting to file out of the building. John Whittaker, brother-in-law of Pastor Knox, and owner of popular ice creamContinue reading “Mr. Whittaker Loses It After Someone Uses The Word “Coincidence” In A Sentence”
Jason Whittaker Astounded After Finding An Old Cassette Of His Father Rapping
ODYSSEY, USA – Today, Jason Whittaker was going through some old boxes at his father’s shop “Whit’s End.” He was cleaning out some storage rooms to make space for future inventions at the establishment. As he searched through boxes, he found an old cassette labeled “December 5, 1987.” Jason found a cassette player in anotherContinue reading “Jason Whittaker Astounded After Finding An Old Cassette Of His Father Rapping”
John Whittaker Berates Child After The Child Mentioned Wanting A Television For Christmas
ODYSSEY, USA – Today, a child came into the popular ice cream shop, Whit’s End. Frank, age 7, ordered a small hot fudge sundae with his parents. Mr. Whittaker, who owns this establishment, attempted to make small talk and asked the young boy what he wanted for Christmas. Frank replied that his family’s television brokeContinue reading “John Whittaker Berates Child After The Child Mentioned Wanting A Television For Christmas”
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