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Dave Ramsey Revealed To Have Sponsored The Episode “A Little Credit, Please”

NASHVILLE, TN – Today on The Ramsey Show, host Dave Ramsey revealed a partnership he had with Christian ministry Focus on the Family. Back in 1995, Ramsey joined hands with writer and director Paul McCusker to craft an episode that would teach children about the dangers of credit cards while they were young. Ramsey saidContinue reading “Dave Ramsey Revealed To Have Sponsored The Episode “A Little Credit, Please””

Kanye West Joins The Bones of Rath After Learning They Are Enemies With The Israelites

ODYSSEY, USA – Today, popular rapper Kanye West announced his support of and involvement in the local gang “the Bones of Rath.” According to Kanye, “I found out the Bones are fightin’ some rival gang called the Israelites. I just gotta help them out.” The Bones of Rath is a gang run by Rodney Rathbone,Continue reading “Kanye West Joins The Bones of Rath After Learning They Are Enemies With The Israelites”

Elon Musk Reinstates Those Who Want Connie Kendall Married On His Newly Aquired Site “FaceBase”

Austin, Texas – Today, billionaire Elon Musk announced that he will be reinstating a large group of people that had previously been removed from the social media site FaceBase. Former CEO Phil Lorsey had reportedly been censoring and suspending the accounts of these people who held some beliefs he disagreed with.  Musk made headlines lastContinue reading “Elon Musk Reinstates Those Who Want Connie Kendall Married On His Newly Aquired Site “FaceBase””

Mr. Whittaker In Trouble After Details Of His Life Before Moving To Odyssey Emerge

ODYSSEY, USA – Local business owner John Whittaker is in hot water after The Odyssey Tattler leaked images of Mr. Whittaker online. These images purport to show the other life of John Whittaker, before he moved to the small town of Odyssey. Mr. Whittaker has vehemently denied the allegations, despite the pictures clearly showing himContinue reading “Mr. Whittaker In Trouble After Details Of His Life Before Moving To Odyssey Emerge”

Mr. Skint Released From Prison After Clarifying His Crimes Were “only games”

Career criminal and con artist Jebediah Skint was released from Statesville Prison this last week after serving six months of his sentence. Judge Simon Jones heard the appeal from Skint’s lawyer. The argument form his attorney was very simple. “My client, Jebediah Skint was convicted of crimes for which he is innocent. He never meantContinue reading “Mr. Skint Released From Prison After Clarifying His Crimes Were “only games””

Jillian Marshall Revealed To Be A Huge Joyce Meyer Fan

ODYSSEY, USA – Today Connie Kendall and her sister Jules arrived home early from their morning service at Odyssey Community Church. They were shocked at what they saw when they walked in the door. The two Kendall sisters walked through the door and surprised their roommate. Jillian Marshall leapt from her place on the couchContinue reading “Jillian Marshall Revealed To Be A Huge Joyce Meyer Fan”

Morrie Rydell Confused After Getting Coal In His Stocking Christmas Morning

ODYSSEY, USA – Christmas morning, Morrie Rydell was surprised to get coal in his stocking. When Morrie Rydell got up Christmas morning at the Whittaker residence, he rushed downstairs to open Christmas presents. Mr. Whittaker suggested Morrie and his sister first open up their stockings. Morrie felt the hard objects inside his stocking, and excitedlyContinue reading “Morrie Rydell Confused After Getting Coal In His Stocking Christmas Morning”

Bart Rathbone Starts New Line Of Sparkling Water Named “Don’t Call Me Pop!”

ODYSSY, USA – Today Bart Rathbone announced a new line of flavored sparkling water that he will be selling in the Electric Palace. Mr. Rathbone told reporters, “I’m announcin’ dis here new line of sparklin drink! Da guys told me it was healthier than soda but I can’t tell da diff’rence! So I’m gonna beContinue reading “Bart Rathbone Starts New Line Of Sparkling Water Named “Don’t Call Me Pop!””

John Whittaker’s Company Universal Press Foundation Goes Bankrupt Because Who Reads Encyclopedias Anymore?

CHICAGO, IL – Today John Whittaker held a press conference in front of the Universal Press Foundation. During the press conference, he revealed to the reporters that UPF is going bankrupt due to the emergence of the digital age and the ever-growing lack of a need for physical encyclopedias. John Whittaker said “Our children nowContinue reading “John Whittaker’s Company Universal Press Foundation Goes Bankrupt Because Who Reads Encyclopedias Anymore?”