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Kanye West Joins The Bones of Rath After Learning They Are Enemies With The Israelites

ODYSSEY, USA – Today, popular rapper Kanye West announced his support of and involvement in the local gang “the Bones of Rath.” According to Kanye, “I found out the Bones are fightin’ some rival gang called the Israelites. I just gotta help them out.” The Bones of Rath is a gang run by Rodney Rathbone,Continue reading “Kanye West Joins The Bones of Rath After Learning They Are Enemies With The Israelites”

Jason Whittaker Astounded After Finding An Old Cassette Of His Father Rapping

ODYSSEY, USA – Today, Jason Whittaker was going through some old boxes at his father’s shop “Whit’s End.” He was cleaning out some storage rooms to make space for future inventions at the establishment. As he searched through boxes, he found an old cassette labeled “December 5, 1987.” Jason found a cassette player in anotherContinue reading “Jason Whittaker Astounded After Finding An Old Cassette Of His Father Rapping”

Jillian Marshall Hangs Mistletoe In J & J Antiques And Gestures Suggestively Towards It

ODYSSEY, USA – Today at J & J Antiques in Odyssey, Jillian Marshall halted her work to hang some mistletoe from the ceiling of the shop. She did this while her boss, Jason Whittaker, was out making deliveries for the business. When Whittaker returned from the shop, he walked into the room and saw JillianContinue reading “Jillian Marshall Hangs Mistletoe In J & J Antiques And Gestures Suggestively Towards It”

Why “Jillson” is LITERALLY the Worst Ship Ever (with John Tuttle III)

Don’t worry, we won’t offend the masses with this one! Enjoy these reasons Jillson is a very bad idea. We hope you agree. 1. Jason is mature 2. Jillian is not 3 . “Jillian” and “mature” do not belong in a sentence together 4. Jason follows the law 6. Jillian finds ways around the lawContinue reading “Why “Jillson” is LITERALLY the Worst Ship Ever (with John Tuttle III)”

Unrelatable—Reaction

Alrighty, time for another reaction. Let’s get started. It seems like Candid Conversations’ music changes every time it’s on air. Now it changed back to before The Ties that Bind. Just an observation. Why is the caller so angry? In the Inspiration Station, it sounded like every kid in Odyssey knew Connie had become aContinue reading “Unrelatable—Reaction”

Christmas Bells—Reaction

This post is my thoughts and reaction to Album 70’s The Christmas Bells. As I listen, I’ll type down what I think and edit it later. This will be the format of all my Album 70 Reactions. It’ll probably make more sense if you follow along with the episode. Oh, Triple J Antiques. Haven’t seenContinue reading “Christmas Bells—Reaction”

Let’s Talk About Characters: Jason

From the studio that brought you Death by a Station, to the incredible suspense of The Undercover Man and everything in between, comes the thrill, the chill, and the awful alternate future: Nightmares by Jillian. Starring Jason Whittaker, Double-L Jillian, and all their friends; and their enemies. Coming to a radio near you. This trailerContinue reading “Let’s Talk About Characters: Jason”