You might be a Club Commenter if… (with JaySmouse and John Tuttle III)

Your username contains “Jules” at some point You spell Jillian Marshall’s name “Jillean” You like the “Mory” stories You fight over what this page is for You write “to” instead of “too” You are younger than ten years old* You write thoughtful posts, like these (it seems to be a trend): There’s a space in

13 Reasons Jillian Marshall is the worst person in the world (with John Tuttle III) [censored edition]

1. She’s immature 2. disrespect of authority 3. inappropriate flirtatiousness 4. The mere idea Jillison makes me cry 5. Would marry for a million dollars and said she was joking, which was fake. 6. Bad role model for Jules, and anyone. Just anyone 7. Has the mind of a ten year old 8. Can’t hold

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