ODYSSEY, USA – Reports are coming in from Odyssey that John Avery Whittaker is confused after evil people are trying to take over thr world in a city that is NOT Odyssey. He said: “I was under the impression that the only plots to take over the world were only hatched in Odyssey. We’ve hadContinue reading “Mr. Whittaker Baffled As Plot To Take Over The World Located In a Town Other Than Odyssey”
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Robert Mitchell Found Locked In Phil Lollar’s Basement
ARIZONA – An FBI SWAT team raided the house of Phil Lollar today. Lollar is a writer for the popular radio drama, Adventures in Odyssey. They raided his house under the suspicion that he was holding one of their agents captive. Those suspicions were confirmed when they located a tunnel under Lollar’s residence which ledContinue reading “Robert Mitchell Found Locked In Phil Lollar’s Basement”
20 Reasons Jillian is the Worst Person in the World (with John Tuttle III
[Unredacted but still edited!] For the less sensitive. I’m warning you! If you’re offended by jokes like these then leave!
You might be a Club Commenter if… (with JaySmouse and John Tuttle III)
Your username contains “Jules” at some point You spell Jillian Marshall’s name “Jillean” You like the “Mory” stories You fight over what this page is for You write “to” instead of “too” You are younger than ten years old* You write thoughtful posts, like these (it seems to be a trend): There’s a space inContinue reading “You might be a Club Commenter if… (with JaySmouse and John Tuttle III)”
State of the Club Forums 2021
Sometimes, in the course of one’s life, it becomes necessary to reflect on on the quality and state of things you loved as a child. I got the club in 2015 and have talked on and off on there since 2016. At this point, I need to look back on what has happened in theContinue reading “State of the Club Forums 2021”
Why “Jillson” is LITERALLY the Worst Ship Ever (with John Tuttle III)
Don’t worry, we won’t offend the masses with this one! Enjoy these reasons Jillson is a very bad idea. We hope you agree. 1. Jason is mature 2. Jillian is not 3 . “Jillian” and “mature” do not belong in a sentence together 4. Jason follows the law 6. Jillian finds ways around the lawContinue reading “Why “Jillson” is LITERALLY the Worst Ship Ever (with John Tuttle III)”
13 Reasons Jillian Marshall is the worst person in the world (with John Tuttle III) [censored edition]
1. She’s immature 2. disrespect of authority 3. inappropriate flirtatiousness 4. The mere idea Jillison makes me cry 5. Would marry for a million dollars and said she was joking, which was fake. 6. Bad role model for Jules, and anyone. Just anyone 7. Has the mind of a ten year old 8. Can’t holdContinue reading “13 Reasons Jillian Marshall is the worst person in the world (with John Tuttle III) [censored edition]”
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