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News Flash: AIO’s not being beaten to the punch.

News this week: AIO album image and name released It happens every year, someone (usually Polehaus53) finds from some obscure place (usually Christianbook or Amazon) that a new album is being released, the title and image. It’s syndicated all over the fan community as news, there’s no secret, and we all speculate what it contains.Continue reading “News Flash: AIO’s not being beaten to the punch.”

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As Buck Would Have It, Part 1- The Last 10 Years Don’t Matter

Spoiler alert, though if you’re reading this, you probably don’t care. No tangents, double-talk, interruptions. Okay, well maybe a little. Anyway, this shouldn’t be too long. This is because it part of a whole story, and I’ll cover it fully in my Album 72 review later next month. Anyway, let’s get into the review! Music–Continue reading “As Buck Would Have It, Part 1- The Last 10 Years Don’t Matter”

Eugene Meltsner Goes To The Hospital, Tests Positive For Being “A Total Genius”

ODYSSEY, USA – Today Eugene Meltsner went to Odyssey Memorial because he was afraid something was wrong. Dr. Lily Graham saw Meltsner in one of the rooms. Meltsner claimed he was suffering from, “an abnormally capacious vocabulary, and an ineradicable passion for an all-encompassing knowledge that is ever expanding.” Meltsner is concerned that these conditionsContinue reading “Eugene Meltsner Goes To The Hospital, Tests Positive For Being “A Total Genius””

Jimmy and Donna Forget Last Year, This Time Burn Down Entire House

ODYSSEY, USA- A few days ago, Jimmy and Donna Barclay once again found themselves in a predicament of sickly proportions. With their two parents sick with the coronavirus, they forgot the instructions to go to the Jacob’s house and decided to try their hand at Thanksgiving dinner. Despite Jimmy’s insistance that they just forget traditionContinue reading “Jimmy and Donna Forget Last Year, This Time Burn Down Entire House”

Eugene Meltsner and Tom Riley Reunite in Heaven

HEAVEN- Today Eugene Meltsner and Tom Riley reunited in Heaven. Tom passed away years ago, and they met again for a joyous reunion. Eugene greeted Tom with “Greeting and salutation my dear companion!” It has been far too long since we last interacted.” Tom, ignoring the flowery nonsense, embraced Eugene. Tom said “Howdy Eugene! It’sContinue reading “Eugene Meltsner and Tom Riley Reunite in Heaven”

Lawrence Scammed by Green Alien Claiming “15 minutes could save 15% or more”

ODYSSEY, USA- Unfortunately, Odyssey resident Lawrence Hodges was once again scammed by a man claiming to be a “traveling insurance salesman”. He was, when we revealed his mask, actually a lizard alien. We were very disappointed in this man-gecko’s scammery ways. We spoke with Lawrence and he said this: “A second time! It happened aContinue reading “Lawrence Scammed by Green Alien Claiming “15 minutes could save 15% or more””

Let’s Talk About Sagas: The Leonard Melstner Saga

In the Adventures in Odyssey Club, which you should have joined after my compelling speech, a compilation album of the Leonard Melstner saga is now  available. Naturally, I thought, “well I’ll use this as inspiration for a Let’s Talk About and here we are. Cue the theme music! Oh, we don’t have any. The sagaContinue reading “Let’s Talk About Sagas: The Leonard Melstner Saga”

Let’s Talk About Relationships: The Melstners and Buck

Hey, not everything has to be romantic. For this week’s Let’s Talk About, we’ll look at a familial relationship that’s had a lot of twists and turns, ups and downs. It’s the Melstner family! But today we’re not talking about how Eugene met Katrina or game shows or Brandon. Nope, it’s all about Buck. Let’sContinue reading “Let’s Talk About Relationships: The Melstners and Buck”