Actually, Odyssey’s not in Ohio

NOT OHIO- Interviews with Focus on the Family revealed that Odyssey is not anywhere close to Ohio and that fans please stop associating them with that state. According to Odyssey mayor Hicks, “We no longer want our beautiful town to be connected with Ohioans any longer. While we are honored that outsiders would believe this

Another anniversary, I guess?

I’m almost entirely sure that one of my New Year Resolutions for 2022 was to ‘post more,’ and boy, what a joke that was. This goes on record as our most underperforming year in content and content viewership, but it didn’t go without a few noticeable successes. Today marks the second anniversary of AIO Writer’s

Whit Cheerfully looks at the Events of the World While Saying, “that kind of thing never happens in Odyssey!”

WHIT’S HOUSE- Whit took a look at the shopping mall televisions while downtown shopping at the mall after another near death experience involving innocent civilians and children when he saw all the terrible news out in the world. He stopped for a while, then carried on nonchalantly. This afternoon, he was asked on the radio

Welcome.

Hey there, AWB readers! Welcome to the 2022 AIO Writer’s Block 2nd Anniversary Celebration, or if you hadn’t figured out, the ‘2’ event. This event will last from today, obviously, the creation date of the blog in 2020, to October 22, which nobody knows, but it was the intended release date of my first post.

Updated AIO Club: First Looks

The AIO Club app has not been updated in 2 years, and the online version has maintained its infamous design and structure since its launch in 2014. So when a new Club was announced, it was a big deal. Over the past week, I took a look at what has been the most significant update

BIG NEWS FOR ALBUM 73!!

10k. Yes!

So… remember that time I was so elated because I got 500 views after the blog was up for 2 weeks and I said “I want to thank everyone who helped the blog get this far in only a couple months, and I plan to run for many years more.” *cringe* Well 1 1/2 years

AIO Fan Community just decides to shut down on April 1

AIO FAN EXECS- An executive decision has gone out for all of the fan community to just shut down on April Fools day. Since everyone announces they’re going to to this anyway for good, they’ve decided it’s better if everyone just does nothing. As a result, every Odyssey fan is tools to j just go

SONN has free reign on Twitter now that The Babylon Bee is banned

THE INTERNET- Now that Twitter has banned because of something we’re sure was intentionally rude and racist or something, SONN now has the ability to be the most cutthroat, despicably rude Satirical website on Twitter, at least for true AIO fans. Although I guess we don’t do politics here, so I guess we can’t technically

Bonafide Odyssey fan wants to slap all those so-called “AIO Fans”

LOS ÁNGELES, CA- We finally found a true AIO fan on the streets of Odyssey, here’s what he had to say. “I’m tired of all these fake Odyssey fans roaming around pretending to know what’s going on in the Odyssey community, but really have no idea about any recent events, or even unrecent events! If