John Avery Whittaker To Start Selling Weight Loss Plan called Whit Solution

ODYSSEY, USA – John Avery Whittaker is releasing a new weight loss plan to the masses. It will be called Whit Solution. It details step-by-step how you can lose weight as quickly and effectively as Whittaker did in the year of 2009. Whittaker reportedly lost over 100 pounds in that short period, along with growing

Morrie Takes Emily to the Top of Whit’s End and Promises Her All the Kingdoms of the Earth if She Admits It Was All “Good”

ODYSSEY, USA – Today Morrie Rydell led Emily Jones to the roof of popular ice cream shop Whit’s End. He told her she could have all the nations of the earth if only she answered his question correctly. Jones scoffed, asking, “what question?” as she rolled her eyes. Rydell replied, “Is all of that, gooooooooooooooood?”

Federal Agents Storm House, Arresting Famed Con Artist Living in Odyssey Under The Name Jillian Marshall

ODYSSEY, USA – Federal Agents stormed the house of Connie Kendall today. They were looking for a famous con artist who was living here under the assumed name “Jillian Marshall.” F.B.I. spokesman Fred Thompson gave a briefing to the press that evening saying, “We at the F.B.I. have been working closely with Don Polhaus and

Bart and Doris Rathbone Crown Themselves King and Queen of Odyssey Because They Own the Electric Palace

ODYSSEY, USA – Today, Bart and Doris Rathbone crowned themselves as King and Queen of Odyssey. Bart gave a press conference, or as he referred to it, a “royal briefing” to local news outlets. During the press conference, he said “I was sittin’ der with the missus and thinking to myself, why does London have

Bernard Walton Proposes New Law That Would Make It A Felony For Children To Touch Windows

ODYSSEY, USA – Bernard Walton proposed a new law that would hopefully make his life a little easier. Walton spends much of his day as a window washer groaning about the mess children leave on windows. The latest incident came about as Walton was cleaning the windows at Whit’s End when he saw Wyatt Perkins

Let’s Talk About: What!?

Remember this? Yeah. Hey, I’m Let’s Talk About. Me and that Don guy we’re the best of friends. We did everything together. He’d think about me all the time. He fed me, he loved me. But then, he started slippin’. He created this new short-form segment called “SONN.” Pitiful name. After a while, he forgot

Facebook Changes Name to “Nova”

MENLO PARK, CA- Only three days ago, we received news that the popular social networking and advertising service Facebook, would soon change its business’s name to Nova, to aim for the mindoverse. We cannot determine what this means, but we’re sure that whatever it is, it would be detrimental our brains in any way. Meta

50th Post? Already?!

Now, to be fair, some of the posts have been update posts, very short posts, or little anniversary posts. However this is an anniversary celebration, and 50 posts is quite a milestone. Anyway, thanks for those of you who’ve stuck with us an whoaaaa! Not sharing my speech yet. See ya guys! Also, thanks for

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News and Teasers from the Official Podcast

I know most of you have listened to the latest podcast already, but if you haven’t, or if you want a clear readable outline, here’s a list of all the future Odyssey things revealed or hinted at in the interview with Phil Lollar, Dave Arnold, Marshall Younger, and Kathy Buchanan. Starting with stuff in the