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All SONN posts come true in the future

THE FUTURE- Our on-site reporter was stuck in the future after a glitch in our “where are they now” machine. The year 2026, which surprisingly we’re all still on earth in, has some news of its own. As well as every even semi-satirical political news post coming true, our own Odyssey-specific news came to passContinue reading “All SONN posts come true in the future”

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Mr. Skint Released From Prison After Clarifying His Crimes Were “only games”

Career criminal and con artist Jebediah Skint was released from Statesville Prison this last week after serving six months of his sentence. Judge Simon Jones heard the appeal from Skint’s lawyer. The argument form his attorney was very simple. “My client, Jebediah Skint was convicted of crimes for which he is innocent. He never meantContinue reading “Mr. Skint Released From Prison After Clarifying His Crimes Were “only games””

Mr. Whittaker Baffled As Plot To Take Over The World Located In a Town Other Than Odyssey

ODYSSEY, USA – Reports are coming in from Odyssey that John Avery Whittaker is confused after evil people are trying to take over thr world in a city that is NOT Odyssey. He said: “I was under the impression that the only plots to take over the world were only hatched in Odyssey. We’ve hadContinue reading “Mr. Whittaker Baffled As Plot To Take Over The World Located In a Town Other Than Odyssey”

Robert Mitchell Found Locked In Phil Lollar’s Basement

ARIZONA – An FBI SWAT team raided the house of Phil Lollar today. Lollar is a writer for the popular radio drama, Adventures in Odyssey. They raided his house under the suspicion that he was holding one of their agents captive. Those suspicions were confirmed when they located a tunnel under Lollar’s residence which ledContinue reading “Robert Mitchell Found Locked In Phil Lollar’s Basement”