As so many holidays are on the horizon, I thought it would be a good idea to have the best episodes for this time of year in a nice little list. You can refer to this when you want to listen to a seasonal episode or have a listening party! If you believe other episodesContinue reading “Seasons Greetings, Odyssey Episodes”
Category Archives: November 2021 Posts
Jared DeWhite to Start Hosting His Own Show on Info Wars
AUSTIN, TX – Jared DeWhite went on Alex Jones’ show today to announce his brand new show that will be joining the website Banned.video. His show will be called “What’s Right? with Jared DeWhite.” Jones interviewed DeWhite asking him about what kind of content the people can expect from DeWhite’s new show. DeWhite said “ItContinue reading “Jared DeWhite to Start Hosting His Own Show on Info Wars”
Jules Laughs Maniacally As She Gets Buck To Fall Into Trouble Once Again
ODYSSEY, USA – Jules Kendall is reportedly laughing her head off right now after getting her “friend” Buck Oliver to fall into criminal activity once again. This time, she convinced him to light Whit’s End on fire saying “Buck, if you don’t distract Connie somehow, I won’t be able to grab her credit card toContinue reading “Jules Laughs Maniacally As She Gets Buck To Fall Into Trouble Once Again”
Lawrence Scammed by Green Alien Claiming “15 minutes could save 15% or more”
ODYSSEY, USA- Unfortunately, Odyssey resident Lawrence Hodges was once again scammed by a man claiming to be a “traveling insurance salesman”. He was, when we revealed his mask, actually a lizard alien. We were very disappointed in this man-gecko’s scammery ways. We spoke with Lawrence and he said this: “A second time! It happened aContinue reading “Lawrence Scammed by Green Alien Claiming “15 minutes could save 15% or more””
Adventures in Conspiracies!
Hopefully you’ve seen the recent video by At My Whit’s End, (which by the way is an awesome YouTube channel, check ‘em out), discussing a theory about AIO being a show in someone’s imagination. Few spoilers here people. This lead me to write about my own Odyssey conspiracy theory which I’ve had on my postContinue reading “Adventures in Conspiracies!”
Melanie Jacob’s Fooled Again, This Time Sending All Her Allowance To Joel Osteen
ODYSSEY, USA – Melanie Jacobs’ parents are very disappointed in their daughter after she donated all of her money to famed prosperity gospel teacher, Joel Osteen. Dale and Ann Jacobs found out earlier today that a total of $137.68 was sent by Melanie to Lakewood Church in Houston, TX. When questioning their daughter as toContinue reading “Melanie Jacob’s Fooled Again, This Time Sending All Her Allowance To Joel Osteen”
Bernard Walton Proposes New Law That Would Make It A Felony For Children To Touch Windows
ODYSSEY, USA – Bernard Walton proposed a new law that would hopefully make his life a little easier. Walton spends much of his day as a window washer groaning about the mess children leave on windows. The latest incident came about as Walton was cleaning the windows at Whit’s End when he saw Wyatt PerkinsContinue reading “Bernard Walton Proposes New Law That Would Make It A Felony For Children To Touch Windows”
Rathbone For Mayor Campaign Under Investigation After Reports That Donations Were All Spent On Pork Rinds
ODYSSEY, USA – The campaign of former mayoral candidate Bart Rathbone is being investigated after reports of the misuse of campaign funds. Officer Patrick O’Ryan addressed the allegations in a press conference, saying “This discrepancy came to our attention after a man by the pseudonym of Rathny Rodbone came to us with incriminating reports aboutContinue reading “Rathbone For Mayor Campaign Under Investigation After Reports That Donations Were All Spent On Pork Rinds”
Mr. Whittaker Baffled As Plot To Take Over The World Located In a Town Other Than Odyssey
ODYSSEY, USA – Reports are coming in from Odyssey that John Avery Whittaker is confused after evil people are trying to take over thr world in a city that is NOT Odyssey. He said: “I was under the impression that the only plots to take over the world were only hatched in Odyssey. We’ve hadContinue reading “Mr. Whittaker Baffled As Plot To Take Over The World Located In a Town Other Than Odyssey”
Robert Mitchell Found Locked In Phil Lollar’s Basement
ARIZONA – An FBI SWAT team raided the house of Phil Lollar today. Lollar is a writer for the popular radio drama, Adventures in Odyssey. They raided his house under the suspicion that he was holding one of their agents captive. Those suspicions were confirmed when they located a tunnel under Lollar’s residence which ledContinue reading “Robert Mitchell Found Locked In Phil Lollar’s Basement”