WHIT’S HOUSE- Whit took a look at the shopping mall televisions while downtown shopping at the mall after another near death experience involving innocent civilians and children when he saw all the terrible news out in the world. He stopped for a while, then carried on nonchalantly. This afternoon, he was asked on the radio to give a comment on the events in the world today.
“It’s sad to see all the hurt and fighting in the world, as well as the current thing. I’m also so glad, we don’t have to worry about any of that happening in Odyssey. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have an appointment with the mayor, we’re discussing lowering crime rates in the city.”
In other news, Phil Lollar is considering writing a special episode about how Connie and Whit fight off the forces of inflation. We asked for a statement, but simply got a no.