THE FUTURE- Our on-site reporter was stuck in the future after a glitch in our “where are they now” machine. The year 2026, which surprisingly we’re all still on earth in, has some news of its own. As well as every even semi-satirical political news post coming true, our own Odyssey-specific news came to pass as well.
Album 73 really is about Buck and Jules getting married, except Jason is there for some reason? I guess he was Eugene the whole time. Well, that’s the life of an NSA agent I guess.
Jillian is now Odyssey’s fan-suggested new character after Whit’s gone of suspic- unknown causes. Also she’s the Chairman’s daughter and married to Jason. Which we didn’t predict, but come on! Don’t tell me you didn’t see either of these coming.
Facebook changes its name to Nova and does things AIO technically predicted would happen by someone eventually.
The name of the show is Adventures in Mayberry and some random earlier dude is the town drunk again.
Ms. Adelade and Morrie take over and turn the country into a terrifying place to live, and oh– no that happens in the real world.
And finally, this website is as politically charged as it can be.
Alright, I think that covers all the other news for the next 10 years , except we have no plans for our reporter to return at this time. Hopefully, he never reads this.