Mr. Whittaker In Trouble After Details Of His Life Before Moving To Odyssey Emerge

ODYSSEY, USA – Local business owner John Whittaker is in hot water after The Odyssey Tattler leaked images of Mr. Whittaker online. These images purport to show the other life of John Whittaker, before he moved to the small town of Odyssey.

Mr. Whittaker has vehemently denied the allegations, despite the pictures clearly showing him in a jail of some sort and under the influence of alcohol. He told reporters that “this will all be cleared up soon enough.” However, we do not know when or how this will be cleaned up. Until then, Whittaker’s ice cream shop: Whit’s End, is being temporarily closed due to the number of parents yelling angrily at Whittaker. This wouldn’t be a huge issue, except for the fact that Whittaker claims to be a Christian. This incident would (and already has) hurt his reputation of being an upstanding Christian man.

Reportedly, Mr. Whittaker has been seen making phone calls to the NSTHE REST OF THIS STORY HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE U.S. GOVERNMENT BECAUSE IT INCLUDES CLASSIFIED INFORMATION

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