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John Whittaker Meets Jillian, Asks for a Bucket

ODYSSEY, USA- Mr. Whittaker arrived at the Kendall residence after complaints about a roommate under the name Jillian Marshall. He expected to have a little talk with Connie about this, and show her the options, as he so often does. When he arrived, however, he received a huge shock. The lady came out with bright neon green hair and her new recipe, bacon and eggnog, while in her other hand she held a wrench for fixing concrete, or something like that. She answered the door to find a repulsed John Whittaker. We spoke with him about what he thought about this. He responded:

“Well, I knew there was a previous roommate situation, but nothing like this. The lady seems more like a child. I’ve honestly never seen anything like it. Her previous roommate problem was with a 17 year-old, this person is almost thirty! Fortunately, I brought my video camera to show what happens to children who play with mind control. Don’t you dare touch the Imagination Station again, Emily!”

Mr. Whittaker got himself a bucket, and when that didn’t work, went to the Imagination Station to delete his own memories of the experience. To ensure the process was complete, he watched a two hour soap opera movie marathon. He found other uses for the bucket we’ll leave to your imagination. In other news, Jules Kendall is fed up with Jillian. Goodnight.


Published by Donald Treply

Chief writer for AIO Writer's Block and AIO fan. Sums it up pretty well, I guess.

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