ODYSSEY, USA- Mr. Whittaker arrived at the Kendall residence after complaints about a roommate under the name Jillian Marshall. He expected to have a little talk with Connie about this, and show her the options, as he so often does. When he arrived, however, he received a huge shock. The lady came out with bright neon green hair and her new recipe, bacon and eggnog, while in her other hand she held a wrench for fixing concrete, or something like that. She answered the door to find a repulsed John Whittaker. We spoke with him about what he thought about this. He responded:
“Well, I knew there was a previous roommate situation, but nothing like this. The lady seems more like a child. I’ve honestly never seen anything like it. Her previous roommate problem was with a 17 year-old, this person is almost thirty! Fortunately, I brought my video camera to show what happens to children who play with mind control. Don’t you dare touch the Imagination Station again, Emily!”
Mr. Whittaker got himself a bucket, and when that didn’t work, went to the Imagination Station to delete his own memories of the experience. To ensure the process was complete, he watched a two hour soap opera movie marathon. He found other uses for the bucket we’ll leave to your imagination. In other news, Jules Kendall is fed up with Jillian. Goodnight.
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