ODYSSY, USA – Today Bart Rathbone announced a new line of flavored sparkling water that he will be selling in the Electric Palace.
Mr. Rathbone told reporters, “I’m announcin’ dis here new line of sparklin drink! Da guys told me it was healthier than soda but I can’t tell da diff’rence! So I’m gonna be sellin’ dis new drink wit’ zero sugar for a da health nuts and junk out der. I named the delicious drink “Don’t Call Me Pop” becuz it’s so tasty, you’ll think it’s sugary cola wata’.
Reportedly Rodney Rathbone has been stealing his Pop’s pop and been selling them to kids for $10 a pop.
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“And don’t call me pop!”
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