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Eugene Meltsner Goes To The Hospital, Tests Positive For Being “A Total Genius”

ODYSSEY, USA – Today Eugene Meltsner went to Odyssey Memorial because he was afraid something was wrong.

Dr. Lily Graham saw Meltsner in one of the rooms. Meltsner claimed he was suffering from, “an abnormally capacious vocabulary, and an ineradicable passion for an all-encompassing knowledge that is ever expanding.” Meltsner is concerned that these conditions are impairing his cognitive abilities in areas of his life he does not find mentally stimulating.

Dr. Graham reassured Meltsner with the diagnosis that Eugene is not suffering from any sickness, but tested positive for being “a total genius who has a large intellect.”

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