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Mr. Whittaker Baffled As Plot To Take Over The World Located In a Town Other Than Odyssey

ODYSSEY, USA – Reports are coming in from Odyssey that John Avery Whittaker is confused after evil people are trying to take over thr world in a city that is NOT Odyssey. He said:

“I was under the impression that the only plots to take over the world were only hatched in Odyssey. We’ve had Blackgaard, Novacom, the Green Ring Conspiracy, and now these evil corporations are going somewhere other than Odyssey? What gives?!”

This event transpired after Whittaker heard about the plot by Burger World in Richland to control the minds of all who ingested their greasy burgers. At the time of release, the entire town of Richland was eating food from Burger World for all breakfast, lunch, and supper. Mr. Whittaker reportedly is campaigning for Burger World to move their headquartered to Odyssey so he can thwart their plot to have everyone eating burgers.

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