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20 Reasons Jillian is the Worst Person in the World (with John Tuttle III

[Unredacted but still edited!] When in the sadly likely event of a Club commenter telling you Jillion is the greatest thing since sliced bread, you may find yourself at an extreme loss for words. If you find yourself in extreme shock because you can’t believe anyone would ever support this child-woman than don’t worry. John and I have brought you 20 reasons Jilean is a terrible character, and we spared no feelings. So if this ever happens to you, refer to the AWB User’s Guide on why Jilin is the worst person ever. Sure, you might get banned if you post a few of these, but that’s the price you pay. However, If you want to tell your Club friends why Jillian is a bad person without making them hate you forever, please refer to 13 Reasons Jillian Marshall is the worst person in the world (with John Tuttle III) [censored edition].

1. She’s immature

2. Disrespect of authority

3. Inappropriate flirtatiousness

4. Annoying as Buckles

5. The mere idea Jillison makes me cry

6. Probably dated Gavin Newson at one point

7. Would marry for a million dollars and said she was joking, which was fake.

8. Is a joke

9. Bad role model for Jules, and anyone. Just anyone

10. Has the mind of Christ a ten year old

11. Lived in California… ’nuff said

12. Can’t hold down a job

13. 10-year old Club members love her

14. Couldn’t use ‘literally’ correctly to get out of a wet paper bag

15. Dyed her hair pink

16. Was on the cover of an album, a right reserved for actual characters.

17. Is flaky as unhealthily dry skin

18. Doesn’t know how to work an ice cream machine

19. Has no spine… LITERALLY

20. No one except for young club members likes her

Bonus: Would never listen to Dave Ramsey. I mean she literally sold… you know what? Never mind.

If this offends you, sorry. You were literally warned in the description. If this offended you, remember the words of Jillian Marshall, “It was a joke!” Anyway,

I’m Joshua, reminding you to not take life too seriously.

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Published by The Stiletto

Writer in Chief for AIO Writer's Block and AIO fan. Sums it up pretty well I guess.

17 thoughts on “20 Reasons Jillian is the Worst Person in the World (with John Tuttle III

  1. *sigh* I’m conflicted, on one hand, this is a great post, and pretty funny… but… ahhhhhh… idk… everyone has their own opinions. But to be fair, you don’t have great reasons to support your opinion. And, just fyi, If these are the actual reasons you don’t like her, then you should absolutely, 100% hate me. Because 90% of your reasons for disliking her, are about her sense of humor. which again, IS A SENSE OF HUMOR! Anyway. enough said. also, people keep on harping on about her faith, and that is the fault of the writers for not making it clear, or talking about it at all. Because until we know if she’s a Christian, we can’t hold her to Biblical standards.
    Okay, anyway. This was a great post, even if I don’t agree with you, it was funny.

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    1. Once again, these are not legitimate reasons for disliking the character. We simply were poking fun at Jillian’s nature. She has been in like, five episodes, it’s not supposed to be conclusive and we know that. We’re also not trying to insult anyone who has any of these traits. We would seriously go out on a limb to roast the entire state of California unless we were joking. (Okay, well maybe not John lol). We were just having a little fun. Just consider it an SONN Post.

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      1. Okeydokey. 😂 nah, you’re good, and please note that that wasn’t a mad comment, it was just stating my opinion. But yea, you’re right, she’s only been in like 5 episodes. 😂but, it was a funny post so good job! 🤣👍💯

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