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Rydell Children: “We were playing games”!

WASHINGTON D.C– Two children named Morrie and Suzu Rydell were caught in a National Guard uniform after sacking a man called “Joe Biden”. The two children were found in a room by an NSA agent known as Tasha Forbes. According to her report, the person was locked in an inflatable escape room and had mere minutes to escape. Morrie Rydell had this to say:

“They were games! All games! Afterwards we intended to play a game of checkers with him!”

And Suzu said, “We weren’t going to let anything happen to him!”

The man, who was considered in an extremely traumatized state of mind, was voted temporary out of office due to Morrie and Suzu’s actions.

Later, we interviewed Kamala Harris to see how she felt about being president pro tempore. She didn’t say much, except for mumbling, “exactly as planned”. We have no idea what this means. Then, we spied in her to see her reveal a face that looked eerily similar to Jillian Marshall’s.

The Rydell children will be facing charges of kidnapping, attempted ———, and playing games. The rest for now, is futurey. I’m Don Treply, reporting.

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